mt

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

neopets5ever:

Swear on it. Swear on your neopets. 

posted 5 hours ago with 277 notes
via daily99 / source

nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

I am
the coolest girl in the whole wide world
I know it
but can't show it at all.

arnoldschoenberg:

things i want from a relationship:

  • musical theatre duets